Circle is so small that when phone rings i know it's scammers.

Maybe I shoulda been a doctor…md license plates go kinda hard

Bro cookin n cleaning is therapeutic af, u bishes are depression because you do neither

i'm suddenly feeling my biological clock ticking insanely hard except instead of for having kids it's for having $1 mil liquid by 30

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life.

Kawhi the GOAT fr. All he cares about is work life balance and getting his money

I hate telling it to use less dashes and sound less like ChatGPT and more like a person 😭

This is how it feels to have a job

How do I clean my timeline on this app, switch to just stocks and sports.

Everyone thinks their body works like this until they get a desk job and disposable income for a constant stream of takeout.

this game going to give me a hear attack

I would rather stay celibate throughout my life rather than having a kid & exposing him/her to such unnecessary grind. These kids should be in the nature playing and learning actual things than this shit.