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Hi Boots you sent me an email this morning saying I’d get triple points if I spent £60 online today, but I’ve just spent £60 online and didn’t receive triple points. I have checked the exemptions and I didn’t buy anything exempted. Can you help please?

Hello M&S what is the best way to recycle or dispose of your light up LED candles? I have a couple from Halloween now spent. The outside is glass but inside there’s the squishy gel stuff stuck inside so I don’t know if I can recycle them? Thanks!

Mum: tell me about this “Taylor Swift”. Are we… pro?

Mum: “who did that W.A.P. song? That was very rude”

Dad: who is this “Lizzo”? Am I spelling that with z’s or s’s?

Mum: I wish your father would learn where the egg slicer lives

A new cinema has opened in town. I asked mum if she and dad have been. “No. Apparently everybody eats food while they’re watching the films, in there. And you know how I feel about that”. Do I? Confused.

Me hanging out with my brother’s Bernese this Christmas

Mum: ACHOO!! Oh fucking hell I just sneezed all over the cold potatoes.

Mum: that ferny houseplant you and your ex-boyfriend got me last year doesn’t look very healthy. Has it died like your relationship?

An open letter to BrewDog & James Watt signed by Brewdog Waterloo staff

Hello Southwark Council I reported a breach of planning controls two weeks ago, and have heard nothing back. Tried to call the planning department via switchboard, but goes to voicemail, which is full. How can I speak to somebody about planning enforcement please?

Hello B&Q I placed an order for delivery on 26 May, it never came on the specified day, and I have never received it. I’ve now called your customer services NINE times, including asking for a refund. How can I get a full refund as a matter of urgency, please?