I am convinced the only reason people are still using Emacs is nobody can remember how to exit out of it.

If you think women should be trusted to make their own health care decisions, you should retweet this:

Immigration politics means less fresh produce this fall. civileats.com/2012/08/30/a-m…

Terrifying—bizarre—but women I know are re-tweeting because it has happened to them. I'd never have imagined. unwinona.tumblr.com/post/308616601…

twitpic.com/b1c9yj my buddy after a bath! So fluffy!

"Science is a way of equipping yourself with the tools to interpret what happens in front of you"Happy 54th, Neil deGrasse Tyson j.mp/PehPEK

Striped socks and minimus. Its like I am living some stereotype! twitpic.com/b4if9g

Cool! I love my MT20's too but in leather these fit in enough at work to not look like sneakers right away! ^_^

Well then nm! :p It feels so weird wearing a shoe with a heel now. I need some zero drop dress shoes and maybe some boots too!

You would never know that a brilliant green is hiding underneath a kiwi's dull brown skin. Fuckin' flaunt that shit, kiwi! Be confident!

What if gangnam style is actually a giant rain dance and what brought this chaos upon ourselves...

New senators here. W/ 20 women we had our first-ever in U.S. history traffic jam in women senators' restroom. #somerecordsmustbebroken

The line at taco bus is impressively long and fast!

The ultimate friendship test.

Time to bring soccer-style relegation to American football. SEC goes to the NFL. Worst NFL teams get demoted. Sorry, Chiefs, Raiders, Jags..

How does it feel to know you'll never experience a dinner as romantic as two cartoon dogs eating fuckin' spaghetti?

Either our garrison on Endor just got overrun by giant teddy bears or they just sent us the best Harlem Shake video ever?

Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces (The Onion, of course) buff.ly/Yia73q