I keep burning my fingertips with hot glue :))

Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Happy Halloween! Its offically time to get spooky

ITS OFFICALLY THE 1ST OF HOE-ALLOWEEN BITCHES!! SNAP A SPOOKY TIT!! HAVE SEX IN A GRAVEYARD!! OUR TIME HAS COME SPOOKY BITCHES

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don't have 280 characters ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕ on Twitter yet

ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵘʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰ separation of church and state?? x.com/realdonaldtrum…

how I'm tryna be

"What's the matter, afraid you might like it?"

I accidentally got the hots for Eric Forman, what do I do?

let me use my 280 characters to say that there was a truck bomb in mogadishu, somalia that went off and killed over 200 people and injured another 300+. it has not gotten any media attention. this is one of the deadliest attacks and deserves to be heard about. #PrayForSomalia

I just found a bag of balloons in my closet askkskhfsf !!1!1!!!