lewis pullman look alike contest tonight 8:00 PM in my bedroom

paper straws right before they dissolve in your drink:

dr. robby man why are you dressed like that in july in pittsburgh

i am a changed woman after the n2n proshot.....caissie levy and jack wolf holy fuck you guys

the only reason why the Materialists discourse is still happening is because i personally have not seen the movie yet. once i have seen the movie and share my take (the truly correct take), the discourse will be over. thank you for your patience in the meantime.

gracie abrams makes one bad joke years ago and still gets called a pedo to this day. sabrina carpenter has a "controversial" album cover and is "setting back women 100 years". chris brown continuously beats up women and not a word. he sells out stadiums. I HATE IT HERE

hi sharks. today i'm asking for $100,000 so i can rent a luxury apartment in a prime neighborhood in nyc. in return? I'll bake you a treat once a week and tweet nice things about you!

It is devastating that new and original musicals cannot thrive in our current climate, but by all means pay $900 to see some hollywood stars do Shakespeare again. it makes me so very mad. please to see this wonderful show while you have the chance.

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"Grok is this true?"

is it not clocking to you that im standing on business

oh okay so episode 7 is gonna break us all huh?

Kinda need a Jason/jianyu from the good place edit to Manchild

After watching The Rehearsal I believe this to be the safest flight of all time

looking for an apartment in nyc and you'll find the most beauty, sun-filled, spacious bedrooms only to find a kitchen that looks like this

really important, totally cooking-related information today on the new phoning it in The Try Guys / 2nd try Keith Habersberger

this looks like such a good season omg we are SO back

I love The Pitt and it deserves its flowers, but Severance is truly a show like no other. It deserves that award

Miles Nation, we have some work to do miles bonsignore perfect person

I'm not like actively campaigning for Severance cause I haven't watched The Pitt to have an informed opinion but....I didn't know they renamed the Emmy Awards to the Mother Theresa Prize this year