Wearing nowt but a cape, holding my plonker like a mic & singing 'I Know It's Over' by the Smiths into it. I think this has all just hit me.

THE POTATO STRIKES BACK LG x

Genuinely nervous for America.. #ElectionDay

AC12 on the kebab run

Thinking you couldn't be any more skint and then deciding to buy yourself another little pony 🙄🤔 #oops

But just look at them. Look at the absolute state of those two.

Hey America, awesome move. 1.5 million of you killed by guns since 1968 versus 5 killed by refugees, but you guys ban.....refugees!

So jel of everyone going to the BSPS ball tonight 😩💃🏼

Some people are just so full of shit 😴😴 #boreoff

There's only 2 sauces worth there wait in gold that's HP and HEINZ the rest can kiss my arse JESUS SAVES LG x

Nigel Farage on LBC talking about his experiences with intolerance and abuse

this still blows my mind

Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....

To all you NG fanboys I can and will sing any song he wrote bigger better than him even if I was kicked in the bollox by a wood pigeon LG

Tresseme just after she announced the election earlier 😂

#MIC casting director: "We need a vacuous, vain misogynist, someone who truly reflects the times we live in." Harry Baron: "You called?"

Catching up on #LoveIsland and refuse to believe chris off love island is a farmer, farmers that good looking do not simply exist

Johnny when Theo started on him