Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

I get her on a completely different level. I too know what it feels like to be the prude amongst the alternative, and the pervert amongst the conservative

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

when i tell you lana del rey’s born to die is like the bible because it has all the answers to human suffering im being very serious

Not being snide when I say that making everybody wait twenty seconds during the biggest moment of your career so you can have a quick cry is tough. Tough as hell.

how it feels at my job that I have had for a year

the fact that galentines day got so corporate people don’t know parks and rec popularized it …. give amy poehler a gun actually

happy valentine’s day from gone girl (2014)

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

Punch and me, we ain’t so different. Cut from two different cloths, sure. But I know how it feels to have a mudda that turns her back on you. I’d hold that stuff animal real tight too if I was that monkey

borderline personality hire

anyone know when the paralyzing anxiety of getting In Trouble goes away

Just hopped on the sims to de-stress and my kid immediately died from being hit by a meteor

All adventurous women do.

sacred text

o tipo de coisa que sai quando vc quer diminuir o tempo de tela

This is insane Hats off to the strokes. That was fucking powerful