The problem is when you go to to get your hair cut, they always cut it shorter #shitthatlloydsays

TKO - totally knocked out #shitthatlloydsays

Wherever you look, it ain't. #shitthatlloydsays

A woman has an unfortunate time in space so decides to head back home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

If Asians are that good at ping pong then darts must be easy #shitthatlloydsays

When u become an astronaut u have to watch porn in space because it helps you to stop missing your spouse back on earth #shitthatlloydsays

In 10 years you'l be able to not only fax a recipe but fax an actual burger using a 3D printer to people in space #shittthatlloydsays

Mugs is mugs #shitthatlloyddays

Brum a badman bruv #shutdown

New year, new pizza cutter.

#Its2016AndWeStillDont appreciate how much of a true bad ass Steven Seagal actually is...

Budweiser & strongbow are like the most man made things, ever. #shitthatlloydsays

One day... #caddy #vw

Western blood with an eastern touch #Volkswagengolfgti

Broccoli in Brockley: sand sculptor's 'fat cat' midnight protest at London gentrification

Oh Phil don't it's an origins over-night, night time, moisturising face mask!

How can I get lost if I'm on my own? #shitthatlloydsays

@rhysjonjones you mean like this?

Why isn't that a me-me yet? #shitthatlloydsays