my red flag is: i don’t want to date. i want magically end up in a long-term, emotionally secure relationship.

Still coping after 80 years award 😹😹😹

This is summer of ‘24. The Heritage Foundation literally published their playbook, and the explicit aim was to undermine and dismantle the checks and balances that kept him relatively in check in his first term. What are you missing? This isn’t wizardry.

🇫🇷🏝️ Due to mounting debts, Corsica-based Ajaccio had already been banned from all national competitions and demoted to the seventh tier! Now they have suffered another blow: their former long-time president, Alain Orsoni, has been assassinated while attending his mother's

nigga started getting ptsd mid answer

EU foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas privately told lawmakers the state of the world meant it might be a “good moment” to start drinking. politico.eu/article/eu-chi…

white supremacist: the dumbest shit you’ve ever seen written and shared elon musk: 🎯

😂😂😂 @BARIWEISS U RAGGEDY DUSTY BITCH😂😂😂 SUUUURREEE HE DID 🙄THAT 100M GOT U SUCKIN YA BOSSES TOES OUT HERE ON MAIN SMH

florentino perez's goons catching alvaro arbeloa in madrid after 57 minutes in the job

You need to be monitoring your divorced Dad’s bank accounts very closely

Me watching my child from the school gates after someone hits them:

Extinction level indicator

Jesus fucking Christ

You don’t “own” a cat in Chinese…😽 you become an 铲屎官 🧹🐈 铲屎官 literally means “the official in charge of poop.” 💩 猫奴 means “cat slave.” And yes! 吸猫 is a real verb. Language reflects how people feel about everyday life. Cats included. 🐈‍⬛ Are you a 猫奴 or a 云养猫

Historians believe that “Charlie Kirk” was a composite character derived from a combination of national mythology and a “historical Kirk” whose reputation was burnished after his death in the synoptic accounts of his most devoted followers

This is the type of shit that will be in Control 2

The Twitter algorithm thinks I need to see 68 different identical posts of the same Sophie Turner Lara Croft picture

NBC News: One of the men charged with helping to allegedly coordinate the CBA betting scheme, Shane Hennen, allegedly texted a co-schemer, "Nothing gu[a]rantee[d] in this world but death[,] taxes[,] and Chinese Basketball."