Seriously who is buying non-alcoholic beer?

Upstairs neighbor is currently practicing their backflips. I will be shitting on their porch.

How many years does a 711 taquito take off your life

Need a rocking chair ASAP

People forget that cam newton invented the dab

Terrible day for #VTbeev

Banning kitchen farts in our apartment

The most hilarious part of this: The 3 teams that were the loudest about leaving this horrible poverty conference and SUING the league because they are “too good” for it are a combined 2-6 in ACC play

Going to kill myself after seeing this one. #disintegrate

I wonder how the horse electrolyte guy is doing now

Walden Vs Broadway tonight

European mind #explode

If you are over the age of 25 and you are here you need to kill yourself #shrink

Holy moly I was so fucked up last night

Nashville has the Mexico filter

Trust me, you are not him

Hungover road trip

Chipper is just luxury slop

“Yeah I didn’t mox bunch last night”