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texting my common law wife today

when's father christmas on diary of a ceo

shoe zone has been closing since 2014 but sure its the budget

Absolutely brilliant long read about how the guy who runs Sam Smiths keeps vengefully closing his own pubs theguardian.com/news/2024/dec/…

a crazy thing about the cinema now is that it has the same adverts that pluto tv does

my phone made me a photo review of the year and thiswas the second photo

bin day is wednesday but christmas is also wednesday

CHIEF CLARANCE TECSO #blackcountry #wolverhampton #misspeltyouth #everylittlehelps

it's truly sad what Christmas has become, poisoned by commercialisation and competing to be the best. Nations have forgotten the true meeting of Christmas. You can't spell Christmas without "new wallace and gromit released"

merry christmas eve

theres still time but tweet of the year for me i think

Nobody was alright wasnt he

hosting means making christmas breakfast grapefruit.... stunting on my family that im the only one not on SSRIs

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

watching wallace subject gromit to yet more injustices

wallace and gromit vengeance most fowl is basically avengers age of ultron innit

Pum my lady Pum pum my lady Little drummer boy Sugar baby

Can’t remember who first shared Jamie Oliver’s Lamb Curry song on here but I’m really glad they did

found out that the singer of alien ant farm is on twitter and spends his time just calling republicans gay in various ways