My 11 month-old son saw the pride merchandise in our local Target- immediately said “mama, I am woke and gay now” and then he did the worm

keeley: i thought this was raisin in the sun at first, “let it go onnn…” me: you mean blister in the sun?

i’m just a little bit caught in the middle

“I’m sad, if it doesn’t say ‘horse pits’ I’m not gonna buy it!” -keeley

bruh

“do you remember?” me:

i feel like they always take away an extra human right just before the fourth of july

& i still eat that ish up 🤌🏻

BARBIE PREMIERE💖 LOS ANGELES 💖 Barbie Movie Barbie The Album 💖

Who’s in Paris? 👀

I had to take this app off my home screen because of the color change so looks like I’ll be on here a lot less now 🤪

growing up is realizing Karen from the office is a lovely woman who never did anything wrong

they could find kate middleton

I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party

make it make sense

i feel so old when i’m disappointed by this