My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was? Fucking Animal Planet. He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.

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Example 6726382837663361 of why I hate Espeon players

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Hey everyone, Sebastian hasn't been getting the reach he used to anymore so I wanted to bring an update to everyone's attention. Sebastian has gotten the surgeries needed for issues to stop, he has a Pacemaker and is in recovery While this is great news, he needs medication 1/2

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I may have just picked the smallest strawberry I have ever seen in my life. Dime for scale. Yes, it was actually ripe 🤣

Update on this Both arms are the same size now 😂