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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ࣪ ‍🩸 ˖ ‍ ݁ ᅠ#𝐂𝖍𝖎.𝐂𝖍𝖎 .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀

The average American is 39 years old The average United States senator is 64

// it's fine, it was pretty funny.

[ pop and locks, then disappears ]

Squidward from the animated series "SpongeBob SquarePants," is an octopus, not a squid

“ I HAVE A KID IN THE FUTURE?!?? ” [ falls down ]

[ unplugs his charger ]

They must be snakes.

[ grabs it, and takes it. ] “ you may want to repaint that wall. ”

(LMAO)

[ screaming and running away ] “ MY MOM WILL HAVE A HARD TIME CLEANING MY SHORT IF I GET PAINT ON IT—!!! ”

[ trips and accidently throws a ki blast at the objects, destroying them. ] “ S-Sorry! ”

[ he's lying on the living room floor, groaning a bit, soon noticing where he was and is rather confused. ] “ Umm, I don't know what happened, but...alright. ”

⠀ 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝓤𝑵𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑫 , 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐇𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ ⠀

Downy.⠀ I do for free, tbh, just because I love to make them as a hobby. maybe they are broke and want some Doritos and MTN Dew lol. (or they may need rent)

[ minding his own business. ]