it is with a heavy heart I eat the rest of your fries

I like the idea that someone, somewhere, is made for you, forever.

thinking before you tweet decreases the quality

A calm nervous system.

If your girl sends you selfies, you have to act so amazed like you've never seen a human before. It's in the constitution

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

It’s actually very attractive to ask for clarity instead of pretending you’re cool with things being confused.

shazam, but for people’s intentions

“The chaos looks beautiful when you're not in it.”

Sometimes I'm not flirting I'm just anthropologically interested in what you have going on.

oh you wanna ‘go back to my place’? really? so you can try and steal the deed to my home? or my precious rubies perhaps? do you take me for a fool?

leaving someone because they aren’t as intentional as you are is valid

all hot guys have one thing in common they all like mathematics

i know u know i know

"What the fuck are you talking about?" - me, to myself

Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky

When a man doesn’t like you he’ll enjoy your energy but avoid your needs.

Being curious is so fun… What is that