Okay that is pretty cool, Sacramento!

I hope whoever invented the McGriddle is having a great day today

Gave the guy at the Christmas tree lot a bag of weed for helping me. Guess we’ll both be lighting trees tonight 🎄😏

I appreciate the people who put reindeer antlers on their car. Thanks for your service

It’s never really official until famous birthdays tweets you 🎂🥳

Damn my age is almost as high as I am 😂

I’m now an old person who collects hallmark ornaments. This is my favorite so far. It’s the Barbie dreamhouse I had growing up. I never played with the actual Barbies just set up the house 😊

Very clear "Light The Beam" chants from Kings fans at the end of their win in L.A. over the Lakers. Sac is now third in the Western Conference.

It's pouring rain and my backyard motion lights went off from what I thought was my neighbor's cat. I opened the door to check on him. It was a giant skunk 💀

Paying for a meal that sucks gotta be one of the top worst feelings ever, up there with dying 😫

all I wanna do is smoke weed and pet dogs

This weekend, the Sacramento Kings will play their first playoff game in 16 years. It's the most expensive first round NBA playoff game on record, per TickPick:

The Warriors and Kings face off in the first round of the NBA playoffs. Tickets are nearly twice as expensive in Sacramento as they are at Golden State, via @tickpick:

I had some stuff saved in my amazon cart to see if prices would drop today for prime day but they INCREASED! 🥲

Still can't believe the next time Taylor Swift performs I'll actually be there and not watching from a live stream anymore 🤯

At the Taylor Swift show trading friendship bracelets in sec C214!! Come say hi 👋 #SantaClaraTSTheErasTour

Taylor Swift played my favorite song of ALL time as a surprise… I don’t think I’ll ever recover from last night 🥹🥹 #SantaClaraTSTheErasTour #RightWhereYouLeftMe