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JUST IN: SAN FRANCISCO—After months of Elon Musk exposing government corruption, liberals have finally had enough of all the honesty already. In retaliation against government transparency, probably many of the same actors who formed Antifa and BLM and are funded by some of the

JUST IN: SAN FRANCISCO—After months of Elon Musk exposing government corruption, liberals have finally had enough of all the honesty already. In retaliation against government transparency, probably many of the same actors who formed Antifa and BLM and are funded by some of the
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Imagine if the unborn had the same lobbying power as foreign aid programs—liberals marching and demanding we "do something" to save and protect them.

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The Cincinnati Bengals have agreed to a $161 million extension with Ja’Marr Chase and a $115 million extension with Tee Higgins. After locking down these 4-year commitments, Cincinnati said it hopes to build on its longstanding tradition of losing early playoff games.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what experts are calling the loudest diplomatic meeting in history, UFC fighter Conor McGregor met with President Donald Trump at the White House on St. Patrick’s Day to discuss an issue closer to his heart than even his love for himself: illegal immigration

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In what experts are calling the loudest diplomatic meeting in history, UFC fighter Conor McGregor met with President Donald Trump at the White House on St. Patrick’s Day to discuss an issue closer to his heart than even his love for himself: illegal immigration
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After 9 months in space, 2 NASA astronauts are expected to return to Earth today. Meanwhile, Democrats are expected to remain in orbit for years.

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LOS ANGELES—In the most aggressively self-defeating protest since punching themselves in the face became performance art and duct-taping bananas to walls became boujee, liberals across the country are now filming themselves selling their Teslas in a bold attempt to cancel Elon

LOS ANGELES—In the most aggressively self-defeating protest since punching themselves in the face became performance art and duct-taping bananas to walls became boujee, liberals across the country are now filming themselves selling their Teslas in a bold attempt to cancel Elon
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senator Cory Booker spoke on the Senate floor for nearly 24 hours straight recently, a feat that left even C-SPAN interns begging for censorship. True to liberal form, the same party that effectually coined the term “hate speech” and tried banning words like

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senator Cory Booker spoke on the Senate floor for nearly 24 hours straight recently, a feat that left even C-SPAN interns begging for censorship. True to liberal form, the same party that effectually coined the term “hate speech” and tried banning words like
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Introducing a little project I've been cooking up. A new animated shorts series titled "House Church." First episode drops tomorrow. Here's the trailer.

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House Church (Ep. 1) | 8 Christians. 1 House. Almost 0 Spiritual Maturity. What could go wrong? This is "House Church." Animated comedic shorts, 30-60-seconds long. Season 1 follows the group as they talk about a potential mission trip.

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WEST TEXAS - In a bold leap for womankind and an even bolder leap for Instagram engagement, Katy Perry joined Blue Origin’s kinda historic all-female space mission this week, traveling 62 miles up to touch the edge of space, and also the edge of reason. The flight lasted 11

WEST TEXAS - In a bold leap for womankind and an even bolder leap for Instagram engagement, Katy Perry joined Blue Origin’s kinda historic all-female space mission this week, traveling 62 miles up to touch the edge of space, and also the edge of reason. The flight lasted 11
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"Friends, it’s as if we’ve forgotten how to mourn without first virtue signaling. We’ve forgotten how to grieve without first putting on display our moral superiority. It’s no longer enough to be sad. We also feel the need to curate our emotions in a way that socially distances

"Friends, it’s as if we’ve forgotten how to mourn without first virtue signaling. We’ve forgotten how to grieve without first putting on display our moral superiority. It’s no longer enough to be sad. We also feel the need to curate our emotions in a way that socially distances