I did 0 scamming during the pandemic.

“Drake makes music for the hoes” the hoes:

Woke.

One day I would like to see a logo redesign that made it look better instead of soulless and terrible. Can anyone give a counterexample?

I have high hopes that with Naomi and Gigantic Jim (the nicest Bloodline member despite being so misguided) as his parents, the child will turn out to be a decent human being UNLIKE HIS UNCLES AND THE CHILDREN OF HIS VARIOUS FAMILY MEMBERS’ FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNERS!!!

the fact that he said “texan” and not “american” is frying me

We were, in fact, still on for tomorrow.

a Chrysler 300 look like a Phantom until a real Phantom pull up…. 🙂‍↕️

I was in Costco. A black dude and a white dude were arguing. The white dude threatened to call the police. The black dude said, "The average response time for the police is 6 mins. Do you think you can handle me beating your ass for 6 mins? The white thought about it and walked😂

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era:

Correct. It is *medicine.

You showing him the keys

This is some shit that would happen in The Office 😭

You’re outside just enjoying fresh air and then here comes a cigarette smoker.

Bro, please give me the list of hotels and Airlines that accept courage as payment.

You guys had literally the perfect movie for young boys and intentionally killed it as an excuse to move away from 2D animation.

I swear to fucking god @jamesgunn if you don't call me I'm going to become more plastic than you could possibly imagine

They tried to say The Rock is a better wrestler turned actor btw