If anyone works at Astonomer can you let me know the vibe at work today please? Thanks in advance. 🙏

why do I need to do two-factor authorization to access my student loans. if someone wants to log in and pay them they can have at it

This is the only way to talk to Republicans from now until 2029.

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

not even being dramatic but i literally feel so useless when this happens. and just deeply apologetic for no reason

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

No. Mr. President. In America, you do not fire the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics for releasing a jobs report that you don’t like. That's what authoritarians do. We need serious economists in these positions, not hacks who will only tell you what you want to hear.

I miss being 19 and thinking shit like “I have Got to post a selfie tomorrow”

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

please be nice to me i’m in my twenties do you know what that does to a person

“Meet the AI-powered—“ no, I don’t want to ❤️ I don’t think I will actually ❤️❤️❤️

I will eat a potato literally in any way it is served to me

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.