The Apple Music update had me thinking I was at the booth wtf

amazon not charging your card as soon as you place your order should be illegal…

me when i get flowers

I hate figuring out what to eat so bad sometimes I just starve😭😭😭😭😭

middle school me would be so proud of how sexy i am rn

i tend to not text back when i’m not in an ok mood. this could last from hours to days. i don’t care if you see me on social media ...i don’t want conversation.

after october im gone till december

the feminine urge to say “ouch” when i bump into things that doesn’t even hurt

i actually check my emails everyday in hopes im going to get some life changing news some day

behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight

Friday’s don’t even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

"Are u sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" Me :

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

i wonder if we ever think about each other at the same time

SHUT DOWN THESE BILLS TOO TF

This generation will never know how fun KIK was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

um?? 😭😭