Thoughts first time your girl smoke with snoop Dogg.

When you late coming back from break.

Pistons crush the city heart with this one

Ain’t nothing like trying to get that sleep you got Lastnight the next night and can’t be ready to cry. 😂

You can’t help who you love. I know somebody up 40 million and a crackhead got his heart in shambles. Love who you love kings.

I hope I don’t die drunk now I got to stumble into heaven.

Thoughts when her man come home.

When yall mad at each other but yall both hungry. 😂

My son ask me to pick him up from school & dad always busy. I worked over the time to pick him up from school. The day he ask dad to pick him up I’m late. This was GOD’s work because he became a hero in my eyes. After a lady locked her keys in the car with her two kids.

Atlanta was the last stop. Hell of a tour thank you for making me a better comedian each show.

If you selling $100’ dinner plates out your house and I have to come get it. Just cut Netflix on I’m about to watch tv & spend the night

This is now a tv dinner!

Social media comedy founding fathers.

Thoughts when your girl & her friend getting ready to go out.

I only dress like I can golf but really can’t golf for shit. Golf man Golf man yea that’s me.

Hell of a tour we them ones one arena tour down forever grateful.

Me pulling up knowing ima eat a plate there and leave with one. Happy Memorial Day.