Patrice Evra is a hero

No snake in these boots

Got a real ballsy fly in my bedroom just taking the piss out of me

Luke Aikins, the first person to jump out of an airplane without a parachute from a 25,000 feet. Aikins eventually lands in a net. The daring stunt is now in The Guinness Book Of World Records as the first complete planned jump from an airplane without a parachute.

#palladiumelectric

Neymar destroys Moataz Zemzemi with a rainbow flick after being kicked by him three times in a row.

Look at TM’s chuckle and knee slap 😂

Can I have the number for the guy that makes these graphics? 🤔

This is a British masterpiece, whoever added the piano needs to be on the honours list 😂😭😭😭 x.com/rhodri/status/…

Community has gone to shit. Some fuckers 4 doors down have accepted our takeaway and now I’m scrambling around trying to get a refund. Lost my head 🤯 cheers Just Eat UK

My dads keyboard

If England beat Romania today, we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 🚨👕 👇 How to enter: 🔃 Retweet this tweet 🤝 Follow us 📦 Good luck!

Everton we'll be waiting for your boys tomorrow COYI⚒⚒

Yet to see a sky sports headline that doesn't start in "united interested in"

How I feel when there is no milk x.com/EpicClips/stat…

Ross Barkley at Chelsea medical