Abracadabra! crab! 🦀 🪄

Me craving a cookie right now, but me will settle for a pineapple, a picture frame, or even a street lamp. Me not a picky eater.

🎾🎾🎾Finally! A little rain chased those silly humans off the tennis courts and now we get to play! Naturally, we have to splash in the puddles! #Hawks #CentralPark #birdcpp 🧵1/

It's debate day but more importantly it's the beginning of the steam summer sale.

55 years ago, at the Stonewall Uprising, trans women of color and other members of the LGBTQI+ community protested police brutality, injustice, and discrimination.   The fight for equality continues today, it’s crucial we pass the #EqualityAct.

What do cookies and basketballs have in common? Lots of dunking! 🍪🏀 #GiftOfGiggles

I want to ban assault weapons and require universal background checks. Trump promised the NRA that he’d do nothing about guns. And he means it.

I can't believe Neil Breen predicted this

im olempic swimming champeen. gold medale in “””swimmin in ca$h moneeeys””””

there's no way to edit around this gibberish to make Trump sound sane

stay cool, accordion 🪗 😎

Deep in my chest, beats a pancakes 💓 🥞

the electoral college was enacted solely to protect the interests of white slave owners in the south it is racist af and and should be abolished

i'm very rich and wear a monocle so you know how rich I am because honeybee 🧐 🐝

HE IS BIG MAD

Me just want you to know that me believe in you bestie. 💙

This website really is just a cesspit nowadays isn't it

Bh4344%@a$;x xxx;cc, h in.

when in doubt ..... marimba