Will Schmit do some sewing next weekend at home opener?

WHAT A WEEKEND! Guzz start the season off with a bang as they finish 1-4 in Home opener tourney!!! For those of you who participated in our poll... Schmit did in fact sew this weekend... Congratulations Schmitty!!

Due to some recent disgust from Bobi .. we would like to issue a sincere apology if we offended anyone in the making of our resume. Just a joke. With that being said we have made a new one!

Guzznation addresses the media on the disrespectful twitter post

Ready in full force! Come alive Guzznation it’s game day

GUZZNATION GET UP! After a long stint with no license CMAC is BACK! 1 hitters as he prepares for the game and to drive home! #FreddyTheFlex

After getting absolutely throttled in game 1 the #guzznation rally caps were pulled down tight to get 4 consecutive wins and capture the A.. B-final! MVP of the weekend goes to “Dennis the Mennis” #vibes

1/2 It's #guzzgameday ! RG will be in the lineup for tonight's game and MIA for Standard cab this weekend.

She claims " I want to put on her nice skirt and go to downtown bars" let's not forget where home is RG! Drinking is a #guzzteam effort!

We got AP Fras Curve coming in tonight! This kid is looking to take over Schmit's role on who can drink the most on Thursday night ball!

#BigBrian will be out tonight. He just flew to Texas to work on the rig. We pray tinder isn't as fire for him down there as it is up here!

With Jayda missing #guzzgameday the #guzzlerboys mandated that a bikini pic from Mexico must either be sent or posted on insta. #guzznation

Nurse lace shoves a tampon in kods nose and he gets the final two outs to take game 1, 13-6 against the alcobolics! #nowweroll

Guzz finish the night 2-0 with a blowout game up in Rochester. Brooke Kalbhen supplies candy bags and a tight mitt in the later innings!

With the 2018 season just around the corner the Guzzlers have made some roster changes for the upcoming season! Take a look!

Local good guy #StrongManSchmit has his first strikeout of the season before it’s even begun. @KyraKeer throws him a chair in the group chat as she denies access to her phone number. Yikes

GUZZLER GAME DAY! Keep your daughters close and your wives closer as the Guzzlers are starting the season at 6:30 in Carseland!! First 10 fans in attendance get a free makeout with Justin Kostiuk don’t be late!!

Get on your feet Strathmore