Having kids in 2024 is wild! For more great observations come to my show in Melbourne, Sydney, and other places: link in bio or guywilliams.co.nz

First 3 Melbourne shows are sold out!!! Thanks so much to everyone who’s booked tickets! Next available shows start Tuesday: Guywilliams.co.nz

MELBOURNE: TONIGHT AND TOMORROW ARE SOLD/SELLING OUT! Please book in advance - don't DM me asking for tickets lol. Plenty tickets for Sunday and Wednesday... 15 shows left: Guywilliams.co.nz

.Melanie Bracewell has released her full 2023 show on youtube and its golden: youtu.be/I2HZrU_O5Fw?si…

MELBOURNE! THIS WEEKENDS SHOWS ARE SELLING OUT! ONLY 9 SHOWS LEFT! BOOK NOW! guywilliams.co.nz Sydney, Auckland and Wellington Next!

Sydney and Brisbane are sold out… EXTRA SHOWS HAVE BEEN ADDED! Book now! Wellington and Auckland still many tickets available lol: Guywilliams.co.nz

UK! I'm coming to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for the first time in my life! Since I started stand up this has been my dream: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/guy-w…

HAMILTON! LONDON! EDINBURGH! Proudly announcing my 2024 WORLD TOUR! guywilliams.co.nz

I’m doing Edinburgh warm up shows in HAMILTON this Thursday! Come along! Guywilliams.co.nz

NEW ZEALAND TODAY IS BACK ON YOUTUBE! youtube.com/watch?v=TrQlvT…

My theory that Donald Trump never would have been elected if he went to Nelson College in 2003. London and Edinburgh shows guywilliams.co.nz

London shows sold out! Edinburgh fringe many tickets left: guywilliams.co.nz

We just lost a rowing race to a country called Romania! ROW-Mania! That’s like losing a sprint race to a country called Sprintsanity.

ANNOUNCING! MY 2025 NZ/AUS LIVE TOUR IS ON SALE THIS FRIDAY! “Guy Williams - If You Mildly Criticise Me I’ll Say It’s Cancel Culture And Turn To The Alt Right” NZ: AUC, WELL (MORE TBA)! AUS: MELB, SYD, PER, ADEL, BRIS! More on sale soon guywilliams.co.nz hopefully!

2025 Tour! NZ: Whangarei, Auckland, Wellington. AUS: Perth, Adelaide, Sydney, Newcastle, Melbourne, Brisbane, Gold Coast, Canberra! INFO: guywillams.co.nz Bless you all!

Anyone still on this fucked website? NZ/AUS is on sale now guywilliams.co.nz Whangarei this week! Melbourne! $25 tickets for 25 hours! BOOK NOW!

Melbourne! Starts Thursday! First few shows are sold or selling out! guywilliams.co.nz