Can someone get lawro off of cometary! The man is useless. He’s way out of his depth today! BBC Sport #pastit #talkingabsolutenonesense

Such a decent game!!! It's like playing FIFA!!! #endtoend !

The most untouchable player on that pitch was easily fernandinho! Couldn't even buy a yellow! #shocking

0-0 #shock

@benlloydyy Luke Luke Mitten Daniel Colwill Dave se looks like a shot kisser, and Aaron's asleep! #shock

Chris is in! #allforhim #lad #heavy #jail #4:1 instagram.com/p/qi-DJcEfkC/

Championship today!! Bets onnnnn #betcity #football #moneyzzz

Baloteli to Liverpool is laughable! 👍😂

Guy James Watson only jealous!! We pay 16m mil for a goalscorer, you pay 30m for a heap of shit left back who can't even stay fit... laughable

'I just want one line of ketamine.... Okay maybe two'. Dave times hard bro? #getthecansin #5sforCoop

Eric Lamela behave yourself! #worldie #beaut

Lord

The sleeping giants

It actually breaks me how clever joey Barton is and he knows exactly what he's talking about! #fair #stillaprick

They hate your shiny new boots. They hate them because they wish they were in them. #therewillbehaters amp.twimg.com/v/d46d134d-9c4…

@benlloydyy tats the way aha aha I like it aha aha! #tat #bumtat #bumtathead #lovesabumtatdoi Ronnie Dave Luke

@benlloydyy if I was a betting man I would put a bet on man utd finishing top four.

Is aguerro gonna grow up and do goals this weekend or not? #FantasyFootball #inorout #pointsmeansprizes

Fool myself into doing the most idiotic things! Going to the gym... #suchanidiot #aintnothinggettingridofthesetits