This book is so good, it's downright Shakespearean. Preorder THE WHITE MAN'S GUIDE TO WHITE MALE WRITERS OF THE WESTERN CANON by Dana Schwartz - on hiatus/AUTHOR In Your MFA illustrated by @JasonAdamK now! harpercollins.com/9780062867872/…

My first book comes out in one week. With Harold Bloom gone, I am now officially the preeminent writer on the western canon by default. harpercollins.com/9780062867872/…

My undying love and respect to anyone who dresses up as this guy for Halloween. Dana Schwartz - on hiatus AUTHOR In Your MFA @JasonAdamK harpercollins.com/9780062867872/…

I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS TWEET EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY! HOW DARE SHE SAY WE SHOULD MURDER ALL WHITE MEN IN THE STREET AND DIG UP FAULKNER TO PISS ON HIS CORPSE!!!!!!!!

*Fewer* than 24 hours

Some philistines just don't understand satire amazon.com/dp/B07NVQL69Q/…

Looking forward to prefacing every critique I give in workshop from now on with, "As the author of a published book..."

Here is an excerpt, from the first page of my new book. It’s okay if you don’t understand it, I’m going for some really complex themes amazon.com/gp/aw/d/006286…

But obviously superhero movies are not movies.

Footnote shade is my favorite kind of shade.

It’s so much less fun to make fun of pretentious white dudes when all the wrong people are getting mad

I will be 'asked me anything' (sp) over on "reddit" in 10 minutes. old.reddit.com/r/books/commen…

Hey high school sophomores, here’s the summary of The Great Gatsby from ‘The White Man’s Guide to White Male Writers of the Western Canon.’ Now you don’t have to read it. You’re welcome! amazon.com/gp/aw/d/006286…

this is some REAL galaxy brain level thinking