Spent the past month here and have no regrets. It is a much better place to be. Follow for random thoughts, sports design, stream clips, and breakfast sandwiches. Cya there 👋

popping back on twitter for 0.25 seconds to say FREE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only $420 to go until i unretire from dungeon mastering for two glorious breathtaking hours, surely 42 of you have $10 lying around

I spent all of last evening filming a Short Form Vertical Video to promote the UC charity stream and will post it *IF* I am unlocked as DM *today.* You do not want to miss this video, there will be so many explosions and at least one dab. we r so close. tiltify.com/@unpreparedcas…

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

🚨🚨🚨LIVE NOW DMing my first D&D session in two years to raise TONS OF CASH for Trans Lifeline with Unprepared Casters!! 🩷🤍💙 GET IN HERE!!!! twitch.tv/unpreparedcast…

The donations came in thick & fast the moment my ass hit the hot seat and all I had to do was hold on for dear life and advance the turn order! Thank you to Mills and Haley for trusting me to land the plane, to the crew for putting on a killer event, and to all of you!!!! 💖🏳️‍⚧️

Hey localthunk check out how much I like your game #balatro #gamer

In case you were wondering, I still make a mean breakfast sandwich

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me” people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

Hell yeah

I applaud Sophie for her bravery here. To play me in Minecraft Lockout and broadcast it for the world to see, knowing full well the degree to which her shit is going to get rocked... It's truly inspiring ❤️

I’m not addicted, you’re addicted #balatro #worldjokertour

some good chats last night with Sophie, Apparently

Just telling it like it is. #balatro #worldjokertour

WORLD JOKER TOUR SEMIFINALS!!! THEYRE NOW!!! 🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 twitch.tv/gusrachels

This Friday, it's finally time for me to put my💰where my 👄 is. After months of hosting Balatro tournament streams, I'm now stepping into the ring myself, with one matchup standing between me and a spot in the Finals. I'm gonna win this thing my damn self 😤🏆 #balatro