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gurmit singh

@gurms

singaporean // attempts to simplify life // funny not funny // wonders what is this world coming to // ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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calendar_today17-05-2007 11:20:00

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Rejected by my bank's mobile app, I had to write out my pain for your amusement. #hsbc #singapore gurms.blogspot.com/2025/12/its-no…

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Whenever the inflight safety video mentions “life vests have a light and whistle to attract attention” I’m thinking that’s what people looking to date need. Dating life vests.

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BREAKING: Swiss commentator kept on reminding viewers of the war crimes the pilot has openly supported, while the Israeli bobsleigh team was racing on the Olympics.

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Countries Bombed by the United States Since 1945 💣 🇺🇸 1. 🇨🇳 China → 1945–1946 2. 🇨🇳 China → 1950–1953 3. 🇰🇵 North Korea → 1950–1953 4. 🇬🇹 Guatemala → 1954 5. 🇮🇩 Indonesia → 1958 6. 🇱🇦 Laos → 1964–1973 7. 🇻🇳 Vietnam → 1965–1973 8. 🇰🇭 Cambodia → 1969–1973 9. 🇱🇧

Countries Bombed by the United States Since 1945 💣 🇺🇸

1. 🇨🇳 China → 1945–1946
2. 🇨🇳 China → 1950–1953

3. 🇰🇵 North Korea → 1950–1953

4. 🇬🇹 Guatemala → 1954
5. 🇮🇩 Indonesia → 1958

6. 🇱🇦 Laos → 1964–1973
7. 🇻🇳 Vietnam → 1965–1973
8. 🇰🇭 Cambodia → 1969–1973

9. 🇱🇧
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I am a diplomatic aide in the Sultanate of Oman's Ministry of Foreign Affairs. My job is logistics. When two countries that cannot speak to each other need to speak to each other, I book the rooms. I prepare the briefing materials. I make sure the water glasses are the right

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Is there such a think as international law anymore? This is why countries want a nuclear weapon, to deter rogue madmen from simply starting fights.

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How did “pain” come to mean bread in French and agony in English? Was bread that hard that the English broke teeth? Were the English beaten with baguettes?

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Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where