Bennett origin story a better story than dawntrail. Had me crying like a baby lol

I can recite this word for word

Me to Natlan after Benny's quest and getting addicted to exploration again:

Ineffa's shield doesn't work in co op feels bad

Babe are you okay you haven’t liked any of my tweets today

Another zero effort zero cycle on Phainon's side of MoC lol.... do I bother getting Cerydra? At best I think she might just let me put Sunday on the other side lmao but I feel like saving for vertical investment in Cyrene would be the play for my account as a whole

oh dang i saw wuk laying on the ground and i thought she might have finally died

Well GG did story, alliance raid, and crafted my gear. Good patch thanks yoship

Bro summer can fuck off 😭 I'm ready for cold weather

Sunday morning runs are the best. Didn't pass a single human person. I did however pass at least a dozen deer and a couple of wild turkeys and their cute babies crossing the road lol

DONT JOIN BENNY’S ADVENTURE TEAM

HSR story made me shed a tear.... by how quickly it went with the skip lmao god bless

One more chance Mydei🦁©꽌 #HonkaiStarRail #Mydei #phaidei

Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human

oomf is reposting incredible pornography rn

I'm a Memchelin Star chef

When someone ends their business email with "lol" 😭 Sometimes I feel like I'm too formal interacting with my clients... I could never

It's reaching a point in HSR where I'm going to have to rebuild my E6 Aventurine to a tank build because mob damage is powercreeping as well lol at least... if I want to play him in the sustain slot, which I usually do outside of DPS Aventurine memes

Millennial retirement planning

I hope they don't nerf Big Heng