£375 for a piano service and tune. God I hate being middle class and having ambition and aspirations for my children sometimes.

Two tier Keir strikes again!

London? You can have it.

>>>Cleanse your pallet #Glastonbury2025

It’s almost like cricket fans prefer real test match cricket rather than the watered down shite they’ve been forced to endure in the Vitality Blast and Hundred. 🤷

Massive fuck you to the cunt of a neighbour who had a bonfire this afternoon.

We’ll look back on this period and laugh at the utter lunacy of it all.

If you are going to walk around moronically gorping at your phone then please do it at a normal pace staying the fuck out of people’s way, or move to one side and stay the fuck out of people’s way. Or just stop living your life goggle-eyed glued to your handheld brainrot machine.

Women, you can of course do what you want with your body, but just in case your friends are too shallow to tell you - filling your face with plastic makes you look shit. Love, everyone. Xx

He’s right you know. Need a powerful woman on one of them.

The real key to understanding Britain today at every level is that not a single member of the cabinet has any real-world business experience. Not one has ever run or managed a successful private enterprise. Starmer himself has never worked a single day in a private business

Must be a parody account

In my personal experience with Duolingo, I found that it isn't an education app, it's a mobile game -- it's completely ineffective at teaching languages but it's quite entertaining and it's great at making you *feel* like you're learning