first week of online zoom classes VS. second week of online zoom classes

Today we’re starting a new chapter.

I literally have never set any budgets on RBC app but they can still sense I’m spending well above my limits 🥴

My new ringtone.

Thanks to fabric masks I am now a 25 year old suffering from major acne 🤙🏻

For those of you with that still have cable.. is ridiculousness still the only show that airs on MUCH???

I am sick of a LOT of peoples shit and wish I could name names🤪

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

What I miss about Mexico: - the warmth -the beaches -the frozen margs -the kindness from the locals -the salsa, chips and guac at every meal including breakfast

I regret to inform you that it is only Wednesday

PSA: stop trying to marry a breadwinner, and go out and be the f$&king breadwinner!!!

Every 6 months!!!

Why don’t we take a perfectly healthy person who has never had a drink or taken opioids or had a hard life and step on his neck for 8 mins and 46 seconds and see what happens.

Sorry again, but I will post this every single time I see it

Bout to let the dogs out

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

Kinda nervous for restrictions to be lifted I’ve promised way too many people to go for beers with “when this is all over”

A classic.

Fuck my face is spreading 😠 Bitch I look like a yam 😒😒

I wonder if any of the anti vaxxer guys have requested a list of ingredients for Viagra.