i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

the consequences

yeah you’ve seen it

beautiful siblings insider trading and money laundering

The father, the son and da Bears, amiright?

Chicago Pope, Tuesdays on NBC

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

she would have loved making her son feel guilty that he wasn’t the first american pope

just saw a youtuber use the word "quintessential" to mean "extremely essential"

My new plumber is in a little over his head.

Their favorite show is on..🐕🐾🐈🐦📺😅

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

waited for 6 minutes for this to cycle back onscreen

Get a room guys

I usually serve my cat's dinner at 6pm, but today I got back from work at 6:03. This is what I saw when I was parking up

he's living his best life 💗