me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh? fiat earther: it’s the shape an italian car me: what? fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

no matter what you're going through, just be thankful you're not on this train

Bring back The 1975 #Glastonbury

ROBERT SMITH FUCKING HELL! #Glastonbury

Why do people with shit taste in music always want everyone else to know? #neighbours #autotune #shutup

🧵 This is well worth a read, by Sam Gore, AKA 'I See You': I see you, Bob Vylan. Fuck me, here we go. This should be a fun one to wade into, shouldn’t it? It’s already nigh-on impossible to comment on Israel’s horrifically lopsided ‘war’ without getting yourself labelled as a

Perfect explainer of why we're at where we're at

The post-match interviews at #Wimbledon2025 can fuck right off

Fucking glad that’s over tbh #itfc

If I get to 10k followers, I’ll head to Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧’s pub and challenge him to a live debate on migration.

I suggest you do the same

Fucking told you

Another normal conversation about the policing of the normal Canary Wharf 'protest' with another normal person on normal island

I know this isn't news but, fuck me, what a cunt Nigel Farage MP is. A gold-standard, top-drawer, Olympic-level, platinum-coated, grade-A fucking wanker of the absolute maximum cuntiness possible. Fuck him and fuck every brain-dead shitkicker who got him anywhere near power.

This is exactly the kind of despicable scaremongering that Dr Aseem Malhotra has made his modus operandi. Insinuations, hearsay, anti-vaxx, non-evidence-based, lurid, self-enriching, anti-scientific claptrap. Of course Reform UK lapped it up. Please know that there isn’t a

It would be more shocking if the Guardian discovered Johnson *hasn't* been profiting from contacts and influence he gained in office, tbh

Hey, right-wingers! If you're whining about being called a Nazi then try not being one.

If I see one more unremarkable Halloween thing described as 'spooktacular' I'll scream. I'm aware of the irony of this, btw.