We were written in the stars 💫 #meteorducks #meteorgeese

In #Valheim, all Vikings are equal. 🌈

Imagine being so bad at history, you didn't know there were gay people in viking times. I mean, Loki got topped by a steed! That's not particularly straight behaviour!

But what if I WANT people to see my likes, ya donkpatrick!?

Weird Al! For when you love the beat of a song, but hate the lyrics!

We’d like to wish you all a Happy Midsummer! 🌸

#birdbot

I blew out maybe seven dandelion puffs today! I say that's made today more than worth it!

"Don't date your friends" is such bullshit advice. What, you want me to be at my most vulnerable state to a complete stranger? You just gonna be with them for the need of a "partner"? That so shallow, it makes a rainpuddle look like an ocean!

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A LOX AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF CLOUDBERRIES!!!" Valheim 🌟 #Valheim

Okay, yeah you know what? Cosmic Collapse is fun. First "Suika-like" I've played that didn't frustrate me to bits! Good job, Johan Peitz - wishlist picoCAD 2!!

Camels don't care if their chewing looks silly.

"Influencers" after making a product that gives you diabetes after 7 years instead of 5 years: "But our stuff is healthier!"

I've been here so long and with each day passing, I'm questioning my decision more and more! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Even if it might never happen, that's not a good reason to stop trying.

"You can no longer see what your friends like, but people you've blocked can see your posts" ... ... ... Dude...

I want to make one thing ABUNDANTLY clear: Inaction is still an action taken. A choice made. If you willingly refused to do your part, you made a choice. And with choosing to not take part, you have resigned your right to complain. Stay safe.

Well, if ya see me in the news next, I guess we'll know why.