I’m so excited to go gossip to my lash girl and honestly I hope that’s how my clients feel about their appointments with me

Everytime I go awhile without opening snapchats and I open a few weeks worth at a time there is ALWAYS at least one video of wind turbines from @ParanormalBimbo and I truly don’t think I’m gonna escape the turbines until the day I die

let’s have the best week of all time folks If you saw me incoherent at Railbird yesterday no you didn’t

“She’s gonna end up dying, no job….burglary”

GO BIRDS!!!!

I love this man lmfao

I’m just gonna say it. I fucking hate taylor swift. I am an anti-swiftie

I love you guys and I appreciate you. This has been an unbelievable year

Someone tell hurts he doesn’t have to run for every single play. An occasional throw never hurt anyone.

Now why tf did they put him in chester county. Give him back to Missouri we’ve had enough

Is it like a requirement that tight ends have to be hot bc it really seems like they always are

E-L-G-S-E-L Eagles! Unibet | #FlyEaglesFly

We are here 📍

Eagles fans not blaming injuries and admitting we just sucked is why I rock with our fanbase.

What a Fucking crybaby lmao u didn’t think the stupid ass call that won you the Super Bowl last year was bullshit tho 🤷🏼‍♀️

America lost a fuckin hero man

Obligatory taylor swift hate tweet

There is no Super Bowl you’re less excited about than the one after the one you lost between the team you lost to and the team you cannot stand