@MagneticEnticer Hmm. I'll think about it.

@MagneticEnticer You're not my favorite leather jacket wearing metal mutant anymore. *Clearly a lie, but Erik doesn't need to know that.*

@MagneticEnticer I blame your stupid face.

@MagneticEnticer Are you going to become my bodyguard now? Because, Darling, if you haven't noticed, I don't look like Whitney Houston.

What are pokéball stops and why do people keep insisting one of them is in my bedroom?

/ I'm funny, okeyyy. Well, sometimes I am. #BYE.

@MagneticEnticer Why, love, if you want to apply for the position, all you need to do is ask. I might be looking for a personal bodyguard.

@MagneticEnticer Your face offends me.

@MagneticEnticer Is that a challenge? Mmhm. We'll see about that. *Gently nudges Liam Martin-Garwin, whispering.* I sense no Force in this one.

@MagneticEnticer Do I? I'm filing my personal complaint now. Have been for the last twenty or so years. . .

@MagneticEnticer - what he sought by repeating.* I said, I might be looking for a bodyguard.

Sex. Sex. Sex. You young folks have vivid imaginations, I give you that.

@MagneticEnticer - kept perpetuating with a nod something he had not meant to take seriously.* Send it to me. I do warn, I'm quite picky.

@MagneticEnticer Well, now you'll be hearing from me more often. It's only necessary, since the complaint hasn't processed completely.

@MagneticEnticer My heart, Liam Martin-Garwin! *Unleashing a jovial chuckle, he musses his hair.* I'm only anal under the right circumstances.

*Presses a finger to his lips as he tilts his head towards Liam Martin-Garwin, purposely not looking at @MagneticEnticer.* Ah. I shan't reveal.