Paul (@grommit56) 's Twitter Profile
Paul

@grommit56

My dogs, golf, work, general stupidity. Same @ everywhere
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calendar_today31-10-2008 06:11:43

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Sitting in the living room. I suddenly start to wretch the smell is so bad. My wife, 5 feet away maybe, smells nothing. I should enlist my dog in the military. Directional smart farts.

Annie Hatfield (@annehatfieldvo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unique real estate opportunity for bachelor llama. Large suburban yard for sublet. Spitting at neighbors is not deed restricted.

Not Hot. Not Bothered. (@hunbothered) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was 11 I went to the mall and got a mullet. The MALL! A MULLET! Then the next day I went again & had the back of it permed. PERMED! Oh and also I got grounded, and my mom cried, and I may have ruined the Christmas card. But I looked rad AF.

Tony P. (@tbone7219) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I remember when sleep didn't require a CPAP machine, 7 box fans and the sounds of the Amazon rainforest playing in the background.