Seen a drunk white bitch do a HEADSTAND at the bar tonight man get me home to my wife please.

Trend on tiktok where niggas are stressed out drinking milk with emo song playing is my favorite shit rn. Pure comedy.

Everyday i realize that I’m not hating to my full potential, this is great.

Weapons was 10/10 and lowkey hilarious.

I hate when niggas keep you hostage in a conversation. I don’t wanna talk anymore stop small talking me bitch i have no more answers left for you.

Stop sign!? What’s stop sign man!?

Told myself i wasn’t playing fantasy with these dumb niggas again and look where we are…

Nigga really said whoopty-doo to life in prison.

The cowboys aren’t good.

How do i remove myself from somebody close friends bitch i don’t wanna be in there anymore you are holding my hostage

I’m in the worst group chat of all time. Not one good human in there except for me.

You niggas are dumb and I’m not

This nigga fell asleep in the break room with his safety glasses on i should throw the microwave at his forehead

Still can’t believe they killed Opie like that bitch…