why does my shampoo tell me to “enjoy the journey” bro i just wanna wash my hair

me to a tea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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someone out there is living the dream life and it’s probably because they read the terms and conditions

today drained me 🫩

I hate when I say “I’ll figure it out” and then I don’t figure it out

Said I was going to bed 3 hours ago I lied straight to my own face

I’m not avoiding responsibility I’m just letting it marinate

i will restart the entire song if you talk over it idc.

Every monday I wake up and immediately need 5–7 business days to recover from waking up

sometimes I google things I already know just so I can know I'm right again

I opened my phone to check the time and now it’s 2 hours later.

the urge to just… not answer that email

If disappearing was an Olympic sport I’d have gold medals

Mfs be like “I really hate talking to these people” then talk to them everyday

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