Hanging up some more #MissileToads This is Frogert De Niro. He’s a method actor. #tistheseason

Hanging up some more #MissileToads Here we have Daniel Bay-Lewis. He’s not even a method actor. He literally *becomes* the missile launcher. #tistheseason

Hanging up some more #MissileToads Presenting Sir Croaks-a-Lot. #TisTheSeason

Oh, how sweet. Upcoming president Elon MuskRat and his First Lady Donalda Trump have released new Christmas photos. They even feature mini crackhead Don, Jr. and little steals-from-children’s-cancer-charity Eric. #MerryChristmas2024

Hanging up some more #MissileToads Here we have Kermit. He ain’t your muppet no more! #ItsNotEasyBeingGreen #TisTheSeason

Hanging up some more #MissileToads Introducing ‘The Anuran in the Ten-Gallon riding on a soaring, weaponized Toboggan’ #TisTheSeason #DrSeuss

🚨More photos released of the “happy couple” + steals-from-children’s-cancer-charity Eric. #ElonMuskRat #DonaldaTrump #MerryChristmas2024

Ugh 😩

Hanging up some more #MissileToads Here we have Thor Toadinson, heir to the throne of Swampasgard. #SorryNotSorry #TisTheSeason

Hanging up some more #MissileToads May I present Croaki Laufeyson, adopted brother of Thor Toadinson and would-be heir to the throne of Töadunheimr. #TisTheSeason

Upcoming president Elon MuskRat, upcoming First Lady Donalda Trump, mini crackhead Don, Jr., and steals-from-children’s-cancer charity Eric wish everyone a Merry Christmas. #ElonMuskRat #DonaldaTrump #MiniCrackheadDonJr #StealsFromChildrensCancerCharityEric

Hanging one more #MissileToad before launching them. 🧨🎆 Meet ‘The Toadinator’ #TisTheSeason

Must have been a Tesla.

MEGA Make Elon Go Away Who’s with me

Did I miss something? Is “ugly” now slang for “awesome” or “hot”? Because I didn’t mean it as a compliment. These pathetic excuses for vehicles are cringe. They give me the ick and so are these Elon Musk fanboy accounts… and so is Elon Musk himself.

Happy National Lost Sock Memorial Day They all will be with me forever in my two-sizes-too-small heart.

Today is National Liver and Onions Day

Today is also National Shrimp Day

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