This big plant in my front yard smells literally identical to these.

There is this big house across the street that I swear I never see the same two lesbians enter together at a time.

Going beast mode (cautiously sniffing a single berry i found on the ground)

This recipe is very sacred to my culture

They should have a gym where instead of workout equipment, there's an open ceiling and the hot sun beats down on you while you mow a hilly patch of grass with a reel mower, and then drink a glass of ice water while looking at your work in a lawn chair.

“I liked the guys that were always in my office….because they were always screwing up. I got closer to them, you know?” - Nick Saban

Outside of clothing, this is everything I’m bringing for a two week international trip. Let me know if I’m missing anything critical! (Bringing all that cash bc I owe someone money)

Told my neighbor yesterday that I’m going out of town a couple weeks, as a courtesy. Then today he asks, “when are you going out of town again?” And all I can think is…what’s the big rush????

Top 10 cope of all time. You can’t argue for a meaningless universe, then romanticize futility and suffering.

See you in the motherland.

People love to say they are going to Africa when it’s Morocco