Pyrotechnic football writing on deadline by Jonathan Liew in trying to describe how badly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 played tonight

And another (far more important) thing while I’ve got your attention…

If the UK Election was WWE then when Starmer is giving his victory speech, he’s attacked from behind by 2 people in masks with a chair. Then Braverman & Farage unmask & announce the ‘Reformed Conservatives’ as Prof. John Curtice shouts “Bah Gawd- what does this mean for Britain”

Sunak axed, the cast eviscerated: at last, it’s the Tories’ season finale theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

And here are all 175 defeated Conservative MPs in one tweet:

I think both these things can be true: 1) Gareth Southgate has a quite brilliant record as England manager. It makes him pretty much unimpeachable. 2) He’s not a very top level manager and it shows when the chips are down. FWIW I just about think four tournaments is enough now.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Just my cat saving Kaylia Nemour from falling off the beam #Paris2024 #Gymnastics 😻🤸🏻‍♀️

This looks like a straight to Netflix film about a high school bully and the class nerd who unexpectedly end up in cahoots with each other for a heist

About to see Jeffrey Lewis live for the first time in years and I couldn’t be more excited! I even bought merch!!! nicola wood

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

James McMahon 3rd July 1980 - 14th November 2024 Words by Conor McNicholas Please consider donating in his memory at justgiving.com/crowdfunding/j…

PSG it is then #avfc (as long as we can get past Bruges…)

Declan! Rice! Wow!

Aston Villa became the first side in Premier League history to have three substitutes score in one match! 🤯

Worst ref of the season by a mile #utv

RIP Purple Aki 🙏

This is a very impressive article

Billionaire wealth keeps piling up. Everyone else is left with less and less. With this mountain of pasta, I show why we need to tax the Billionaires.