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Caught a little bass and now they're honking and hissing at me

Got cut off by a guy with an npr bumper sticker

The modern John dee is talking to angels via chatgpt. The next pope will be sending missionaries to the Digital Continent.

Who will be the missionaries to the Digital Continent? What savages will receive the Word and will they be run off by more industrious, engagement farming protestants?

Learning

Things generally seem to be hurdling this direction. 20% humanity

This has been every single nba playoff game so far

Silver Jews/Purple Mountains never once released an album the same year as U2 (live albums don't count)

I clicked one too many sicko replies to a viral tweet and found the account of an old guy a town over with a blue lives matter bumper sticker posting pictures of himself driving on the highway in a diaper. We should know less about each other

Weekend plans

20 years ago the kids were permanently poisoned by jack black's buffoonery and now it's happening again. Which means we will soon be occupying a country we have no business in because time is a flat circle.

American pope, lol

Sus account to be tweeting this

Saw a guy saying the ye hitler song is a psyop to equate being a nazi with being a cuck

This is bad, to be clear

An American pope named on pynchon's birthday. What a world

You're gonna have to fold a lot of playable hands Just to get back your knack for stealing a win