If a former heroin addict with absolutely no medical or scientific background gets to decide whether or not I can get a vaccine I would rather it be someone more fun like Nicole Richie

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

Caleb Williams are you serious? Just an insane throw

Her

#BEARINGDOWN #BEARINGDOWN #BEARINGDOWN

The Masterpiece that is Rome Odunze's head of hair needs to be studied.

when she hits that wont say im in love

Going back in time and explaining to a John Kerry voter that the next time we do an illegal invasion of a country you'll at least be able to sports bet on it.

Alright Chicago remember you have 1 week left to vote for Zohran.

This is just normal bread to a deranged individual such as myself