*plucking out my bush* he loves me, he loves me not

begging you PLEASE read the comics and watch the films, they are the true essence of badass and comedy

The enaygee x grilling_dad podcast will return in October

I was made during an episode of Cake Boss. Buddy made me and breathed life into me but I had a hard time adjusting to being alive so I ended up murdering a party of 20 in a fit of existential rage

Had he died of aids he would’ve been pozzy pozbourne

Stop worrying about the cheese under my foreskin and start worrying about the cheese in yo pockets playaaaaa

Nice one jazz

i drink therefore i am

Ughhh fuck they gave me sissy slut cigarettes instead of Marlboro reds mr online

Time to play my favorite game of opening the TL on public transit

>Order 2 Large Fries >Get 75 Tiny Ones Instead

I’m Tommy playing with his Pickle call that Tug Rats 💪💪💪

Mac DeMarco: Five Difficult Hot Dogs

Bum ass poetry

why would he tweet this?

Putting on the messy eaters bib before I rim the bull

White people listen to Chapel Road and feel like everything is going to be OK ❤❤❤

Jerking my Cock with Bengay 😌.. Now that’s is What I call Heat Stroke !! 😂😂😂