When I was a young gay boy my mum stole the scarf from one of my MyScene dolls (Chelsea) and used it for house decor - and she still has it to this day… …And this Xmas I’m finally going to confront that thieving bitch I call mother xxxxx

First Boxing Day walkies with Annie 🐶 🎁

My brother 3D printed me a penis key ring ??????

My nephew has been in my care for only five minutes and I’ve already got him dressed as a Real Housewives of Beverley Hills cast member at a holiday resort xxxxxxxx

I accidentally recorded an hour long video last night at the karaoke bar and this was the moment I realised what I’d done

Stanley Tucci is on my train! I repeat, Stanley Tucci is on my train!

A perfect excuse to share my Halloween costume last year

Does anyone mind popping to the shops to buy me some tether? I’m at the end of mine xx

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I’m going to need a full production of “The Gays Are Trying to Kill Me”.

🎉🎉🎉 Me and Bri wrote a big gay play and some people (much smarter than us) thought it was good…!! 💅 🏳️‍🌈 💅

and I was never the same again

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤 Letter on my site :)