Brb, baptizing myself in flavored vodka.

Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy.

Real love is knowing someone's weaknesses and not taking advantage of them. Knowing their flaws and accepting them.

I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do.

kinda want to be 21 kinda want to be 6

Nothing worth having comes easily.

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

People will come and go in your life. You just have to get over it.

Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally

Netflix and don't talk to me

The way I feel about you, I've never felt with anyone else.

October is almost Octover and i haven't picked out my costume, been to a haunted house, carved a pumpkin or even murdered anyone.

Yes, I’m crazy, but I look REALLY good naked.

So wait, there's a difference between finding your soulmate and finding a guy with money?

I'm single because I can never find someone to keep my attention long enough.

I want to make you laugh because you want to.

can i just wake up with my degree already

Passed out in the wrong bed.

Deep conversations with someone who gets you is everything

Your smile. Your eyes. Your voice. Your lips. Your hair. Your laugh. Your hands. Your humor. Your weird faces. Your teasing. You. ❤️