Found this cavachon puppy for sale online and can’t stop laughing at the seller using a tin of All Day Breakfast in a can for size comparison.

Bring back the frog punch. #boxing

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

Does everyone have a ring walk song they like walking into the gym to or I am the saddest man on earth. #StillDRE

COLDEST QUOTE IN FOOTBALL SINCE EVER🥶🥶🥶 x.com/halftime54/sta…

My favourite album? The Rocky IV soundtrack. Thanks for asking.

I was going into a wee shop and a homeless guy asked if I would get him some chicken and mashed potato. I didn’t realise you were charged per weight. I just handed him $19 worth of mash.

A colleague got pulled into a meeting for putting too much bacon in his roll in the canteen.

So true. Even if it’s a bullshit activity like walking to the Sainsbury’s 45 minutes away to buy a Crunchie.

Oleksandr Usyk is the best boxer in the world. 🥊

Sorry it’s a shoot brother

The first wrestling VHS I ever got was WrestleMania 8. I must have watched that god awful Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice match with the botched Papa Shango run in 200 times brother.

Just found my review of the first Chris Eubank vs Steve Collins fight. Primary 4 homework. 🥊 #boxing

Decided to spontaneously book a flight to Dublin this morning. Been drinking the best Guinness of my life all afternoon and just had an amazing smash burger with bacon jam with Kneecap on full volume. Life is amazing. You just need a little reminder sometimes.

Hey Nestlé UK & Ireland Nestlé, 3 of the last 4 tubes of Smarties I’ve had contained ZERO Orange smarties. What sort of sick scam are you running here. Get those numbers up!

OH. MY. WORD. KIERAN TIERNEY!!!!!!! 🤯 #BBCFootball

THIS is how Scotland qualify for a World Cup. Take a bow, Kenny McLean. #BBCFootball

The greatest commentary in the history of commentary

Hit a 110kg bench PB in the gym this morning and went to Dishoom for lunch. 10/10 birthday. Even the haters and losers can’t bring me down. 🎈

April Fools is for losers. The only thing people should be celebrating today is the beginning of Q2.