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I did play sports, until I realized you can just buy the trophies... Now I'm good at everything.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves...HA! Just kidding, I really don't know what he got... He hasn't opened it yet.

If by yoga you mean stretching from my bed in an awkward way to plug my phone into the charger, then yes, I do yoga every day..

Me:Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Friend:Why? Me:Because that's how I roll.

*begins to shed skin violently* New year, new me

If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like "dude."

Day 20: Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy leg man.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group... I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could kill us.

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